For the first time in my life, I live in a building that has an elevator. It is not a big building, I don't know why it has one, really. Actually, I don't even use it because I live on the second floor. Mostly, all my life I have lived in buildings with a lot of apartments so having a lot of neighbors and learning to live together (and deal with them) is a piece of cake for me. I remember that I used to love reading the advertisements at the entrance of my building when I was a child: "pay the electricity bill at apartment No. 1", "there is no water on the building but no worries! The water pipe arrives on Friday" and so on. This building is not the exemption but to my surprise, management announces more than just the day to day issues on the elevator's door. For example, the other day a lady came into the building to smoke crack and to have better storytelling, they showed a picture of the lady lighting up the pipe and then a picture of her smoking it. I wonder, when are we going to have an award for the best building management storytelling?